Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Reviews!

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The long awaited sequel (Says, almost no one.) to the Indiana Jones franchise has arrived! but is it any good or at least better than the previous installment? Our roundtable armchair critics give their unapologetic opinions and how the ending should have been handled much better.









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