Barbie: The Billion Dollar Gurl!

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The Barbie movie has far exceeded expectations by earning over a billion dollars globally!But will it open the gateway for more  Intellectual property based films? And will this officially mean a comeback resurgence for theater chains and the movie industry in general?

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